I want to be
the very best
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My name is Mitchell and my friend Rachel decided to be mean and bully me into getting a new theme. She has also taken it upon herself to rewrite my description because she feels that I would benefit from such a change. I like Pokémon, Homestuck, My Little Pony, and gigantic penises.
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mjolkk:

Anyone who plans on visiting me in the future, take note:

if you wake me up like this in any way, shape, or form, I will eviscerate you and leave your fetid, stinking remains in the dumpster alley behind my apartment to be picked clean by crackheads and stray dogs.

This is how I am gonna wake you up Rachel

2 years ago on August 1st, 2012 | J | 60,400 notes