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My name is Mitchell and my friend Rachel decided to be mean and bully me into getting a new theme. She's also rewritten my description because she feels that I should have a second page with all my information on it. I also owe her some cheese sticks and Thai food.

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What ever happened to “dates”?  

simplyiolani:

All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex.

Look at you. Sitting there. Acting like this isn’t how it’s always been. Bahahahaha.




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emerycatt:

jsmog:

Canada’s teen birth and abortion rate drops by 36.9 per cent
Better access to contraception, higher quality sex education and shifting social norms have contributed to a 36.9 per cent decline in Canada’s teen birth and abortion rate between 1996 and 2006, according to a report released today by the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada.
America’s emphasis on abstinence-only sex ed “tends to result in a higher percentage of teens becoming pregnant,” as does the country’s lack of universal health care. Poverty is another factor.
Among the four countries compared for 2006, Canada boasted the lowest teen birth and abortion rate per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 (27.9), followed by Sweden (31.4), England/Wales (60.3), and the United States (61.2).

UM, IS ANYONE FUCKING SURPRISED BY THESE THINGS I’M POSTING?! I literally feel like common sense is being announced like it’s breaking news…

My favorite part was how the person wrote percent “Per cent” Giggles were had all around.

emerycatt:

jsmog:

Canada’s teen birth and abortion rate drops by 36.9 per cent

Better access to contraception, higher quality sex education and shifting social norms have contributed to a 36.9 per cent decline in Canada’s teen birth and abortion rate between 1996 and 2006, according to a report released today by the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada.

America’s emphasis on abstinence-only sex ed “tends to result in a higher percentage of teens becoming pregnant,” as does the country’s lack of universal health care. Poverty is another factor.

Among the four countries compared for 2006, Canada boasted the lowest teen birth and abortion rate per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 (27.9), followed by Sweden (31.4), England/Wales (60.3), and the United States (61.2).

UM, IS ANYONE FUCKING SURPRISED BY THESE THINGS I’M POSTING?! I literally feel like common sense is being announced like it’s breaking news…

My favorite part was how the person wrote percent “Per cent” Giggles were had all around.







nepetaquest:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

nepetaquest:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm




thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

dear god….

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

dear god….




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im impressed

this gets me every time



simplycaptivating:

comingbackforyou:

simplycaptivating:

lizzopher:

farcryforleopard:

queernymph:

ohdeareryn:

are you freaking serious. 
i mean foreal…i guess its time to steal the rules from zombieland. 
sigh.

What the fuck

DUDE. I’m moving. 

before we freak out, does anyone have the source of the article?

My point, exactly. Where is the source?

I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit solely due to the Microsoft Word red squigglies on the bottom, which wouldn’t show up in a published article.

I didn’t notice those at first, but thank you! Great point! This is pretty much bullshit.

Lol’d
This article is written like shit on top of that.

simplycaptivating:

comingbackforyou:

simplycaptivating:

lizzopher:

farcryforleopard:

queernymph:

ohdeareryn:

are you freaking serious. 

i mean foreal…i guess its time to steal the rules from zombieland. 

sigh.

What the fuck

DUDE. I’m moving. 

before we freak out, does anyone have the source of the article?

My point, exactly. Where is the source?

I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit solely due to the Microsoft Word red squigglies on the bottom, which wouldn’t show up in a published article.

I didn’t notice those at first, but thank you! Great point! This is pretty much bullshit.

Lol’d

This article is written like shit on top of that.




I need to go for a run or something.  I can’t stop being mad.  I blame the internet.




No. Fuck you.

No. Fuck you.