I want to be
the very best
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My name is Mitchell and my friend Rachel decided to be mean and bully me into getting a new theme. She has also taken it upon herself to rewrite my description because she feels that I would benefit from such a change. I like Pokémon, Homestuck, My Little Pony, and gigantic penises.
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4 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 17,517 notes
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veryimportantneopian:

naegajeiljalnaganigga:

I wonder if my neopet is alive

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4 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 65,866 notes
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Be free young blood. I swear to god if you fall in there again I will make you eat the fucking lettuce next time

Be free young blood. I swear to god if you fall in there again I will make you eat the fucking lettuce next time

16 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
Sitting there indifferent as fuck even though I spent the last 20 minutes coaxing his ass in there

Sitting there indifferent as fuck even though I spent the last 20 minutes coaxing his ass in there

17 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
Waiting for me to get his ass out

Waiting for me to get his ass out

17 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
The tools

The tools

17 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
Bunny trapped in my cellar window

Bunny trapped in my cellar window

17 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 0 notes

askinnyblackman:

demonsfromthesun:

catalysticassault:

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18 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 4,977 notes